Year 3000....... :))

 

Management Lesson Kutta, Sher Aur Bandar

Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya .

Tabhi usane dekha ek sher uskii taraf aa raha hai.

Kutte ki saans rookh gayi.. "Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!" usne socha.

Phir usne saamane kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi dekhi. Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosane laga aur zor zor se bolne laga, "wah! Sher ko khaane ka maza hi kuchh aur hai. Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!"

Aur usne zor se dakaar mara. Yeh Sun ke Sher sakate mein aa gayaa. Usne Socha "ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai! Jaan bacha kara bhago!"

Aur sher wahan se champat ho gaya .

Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh raha tha.

Usne socha yeh mauka achha hai sher ko sari kahani bata deta hoon - Sher se dosti ho jayegi aur usase zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra dur ho jayega.

Who phataphat sher ke pichhe bhaga. Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate hue dekh liya aur samajh gayaki koi locha hai. Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai.

Sher zor se dahada, "chal mere saath abhi uski leela khatam karta hoon" aur Bandar ko apani peeth par baitha kar sher kutte ki taraf lapka.

Can u imagine the quick management by the DOG...

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 Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek baar phir uskii taraf peeth karke

baith gaya aur zor zor se bolne laga, "Is Bandar ko bheje hue 1 ghanta ho gaya , saala ek sher phaans kar nahi la sakta!"

Moral of the story : Whatever may the situation face it with confidence . 

"I Love You" in Different Languages

Afrikaans	Ek is lief vir jou Ek het jou lief
Albanian	Te dua
Amharic	Afekrishalehou
Arabic	Ana Behibak (to a male) Ana Behibek (to a female)
Armenian	kezi chat ge sirem (in western Armenian) yes kez sirum em (in eastern armenian) yes kez shat em siroom
aruba bonaire and curacao	mi stimabo
Assyr Assyrian	Az tha hijthmekem ANA KI BAYINAKH
Australian	'ave a beer :-) (Please keep in mind that this is only a joke! Yes, Australians speak English.)
Azerbaijanian	Men seni severam
Basque (A region of Spain and France)	Maite zaitut. Asko maite zaitut. (I love you a lot) Nere Maitea (My love)
Bavarian	I mog di narrisch gern
Bengali	Ami tomAy bhAlobAshi
Berber	Lakh tirikh
BHOJPURI	ham tahara se pyar karila
Bicol	Namumutan ta ka
Bisaya	Nahigugma ko nimo
Bosnian	volim te (most common) (Volim Te Ba) ja te volim (less common)
Brazilian Portuguese	eu te amo
Bulgarian	Obicham te
Cambodian	kh_nhaum soro_lahn nhee_ah Bon sro lanh oon
Cantonese	Ngo oi ney
Catalan	T'estim (mallorcan) T'estime (valencian) T'estimo (catalonian) T'estim molt (I love you a lot)
Cebuano	Gi Gugma Kita
chaldean a new form of aramaek	Hey- Ben- nahh (to female) Hey-Ben-noohh (to male)
Chamorro	Hu Guiya Hao
Chanchal	main (i like you) main Tere bina main ji nahi pauga (i love you) mail tere bina kaha jauga
Chinese	Wo ie ni
Manderin	Wo ai ni
Croatian	Volim te (most common), or Ja te volim (less common)
Czech	miluji te
Danish	Jeg elsker dig
Dhivehi (Maldivian Language)	Aharen Kalaa Dhekeh Loabivey
Dutch	Ik hou van jou
East Timor (Timorese)	Hau hadomi (Hau=I hadomi=love o=you)
English	I love you!
Esperanto	Mi amas vin
Estonian	Ma armastan sind Mina armastan sind (formal)
Persian (Farsi)	Tora dust midaram
Flemish (Vlaams)	ik zie je graag or ik hou van je Ik heb je lief (in songs)
Finnish	Mina rakastan sinua
French	Je t'aime
Friesian	Ik bin fereale op dy Ik ha^ld fan dy (Most commonly used phrase) (the ^ is above the a)
Gaelic	Ta gra agam ort (Tá mé i ngrá leat?)
Galician	Ámote
Georgian	Me shen mikvarkhar
German	Ich liebe dich i moag di (an old saying for "i like you") I mog Di ganz arg! (Suebian: South German dialekt.)
Greek	S'agapo
Hausa	Ina sonki
Hawaiian	Aloha wau ia 'oe
Hebrew	aNEE oHEIVET oTKHA (female to male) aNEE oHEIV otAKH (male to female)female to male "ani ohevet otcha". male to female "ani ohev otach".
Hindi	Main tumse pyar karta hun (Male will say to Female) Mai Tumshe Pyaar Karta Hun Main tumse pyar karti hun (Female will say to Male)
Hokkien	Gwa ai di (Wa ai lu?)
Hopi	Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hmong	"Kuv Hlub Koj" Pronounced "Goo (rising tone) Hloo (high tone) Gah (falling tone"
Hungarian	Szeretlek te'ged
Icelandic	Ég elska þig (pronounced jeg elska thig)
Indian languages:
Assamese (Guwahati, India)	moi tumak val pau
Gujarati (a dialect of India)	"Tane Prem Karoo Choo"
Kannada	Nanu nimmege preti maditi idini Naanu Ninna Preethisuve (Naanu Ninanu Pritisutene)
Maithili	hom ahaan sei pyaar karey chhi
Malayalam-1 Malayalam-2 Malayalam-3 Malayalam (Kerala)	ngyaan ninne premikkunnu (Enjan Ninnei Premikunnu) "Njan ninne pranikunnu" or "njan ninne premikkinu" "enikku ninne ishttamanu" (enneke nine ishtam) NJAN NINNE SNEHIKKUNNU (Njan ninne premikkunnu) nnan ninney snehikkunnu enikku ninne ishtamanu nan ninne premikkunnu, nan ninne snehikkunnu
Manipuri	aina nangbu nunshi
Oriya	Mu tumaku bhala paye
Punjabi	Main tenu pyar karda haan Meno Tere Na Pyar Wa Menu Twadey Naal Pyar Hai me tumse pyar ker ta hu'
Sindhi	Aue tava saa pyar kar ya ti ( female to male) Aue tosa pyaar kar ya to ( male to female
Tamil	NAN UNNAI KHADAL LIKERAN Naan Unnai Khadalikkeren
Telugu	1. "Nenu ninnu premisthunnaanu" (It represents the opposite person in SINGULAR). 2. "Nenu mimmalni Premisthunnaanu" (It represents the opposite person in PLURAL). naanu ninnu premishthaanu (Nenu Ninnu Premisttu nanu) Nenu Ninnu Premisthunnanu (nenne nenu premistunnanu)
Marathi	Mala tujhashi prem aahe. Maza Tuzyavar Prem Ahe Majha tujhyavar prem aahe
Indonesian	Saya cinta padamu Saya Cinta Kamu Aku tjinta padamu saya mengasihi saudari (formal expression from male to female) saya mengasihi saudara (formal expression from female to male)
Malay/Indonesian	Saya cintakan awak(awak=kamu=you) Aku sayang engkau (engkau=kamu=you)
Malay	Saya cintamu Saya sayangmu (Saya cintakan mu / Saya cinta mu ?)
Niasan (one of tribes in Indonesia)	omasido khou
Javanese language (a tribe in Indonesia)	kulo tresno panjenengan (high languange) aku tresno karo kowe (low languange) (Aku tresna kowe!) in Java Indonesia: aku cinta kamu
Irish	taim i' ngra leat
Italian	Ti amo
Ivatan	Ichaddaw ko imo
Japanese	Kimi o ai shiteru (Anata wa, dai suki desu ?)
Javanese	Kulo tresno marang panjenengan (formal) aku terno kowe (informal)
Karen	Ya Eh Na Arr Gyi Law.
Kashmiri	meh chi chain maai
Kazakh	Men seny jaksy kuremyn
Kiswahili	Nakupenda
Konkani	Hanv tukka preeti karta
Korean	Tangsinul sarang ha yo (SA LANG HAE / Na No Sa Lan Hei?)
Koryese	Ten� eretemar
Kurdish	Ez te hezdikhem mn tom oxshawet or xoshm awet ???
Hawrami	Washem Grakani
Kyrgyz	Men seni syuem
Lahu	Nga naw hta ha ja.
Lao	Khoi huk chau
Laos	Chanrackkun
Latin	Te amo (Ego te amo ?) Vos amo Amo te
Latvian	Es Tevi milu (Es m lu Tevi ?)
Lingala	Nalingi yo
Lithuanian	að myliu tave (As Myliu Tave) Aš tave myliu. [Ash tave myliu]
Luganda (from Uganda)	nkwagala
Luo	Aheri
Macedonian	Te sakam
Madrid lingo	Me molas, tronca
Malaysian	saya cinta awak or saya sayang awak
Maldivian	dhivehi - varah loabi vey
Maltese	Inħobbok (Inħobbok Ħafna: I love you very much!)
Mandarian	Wo ai ni
Mapudungun (a language spoken in central Chile and west central Argentina by the Mapuche)	Inchepoyeneimi
Mohawk	Konoronhkwa
Moldova (Moldovian)	Te iubesc Craciun fericit si un An Nou fericit! (Merry Christmas and a happy new year!)
Mongolia	Bi chamd khairtai
Myanmar (Burma)	Nga nint ko chit dae Nga nint go chit tel.
Navajo	Ayor anosh'ni
Ndebele	Ngiyakuthanda
Nepali	Ma timlai maya/prem garchu
Norwegian	Jeg elsker deg (Bokmaal) Eg elskar deg (Nynorsk)
Pashto (National Language of Afghanistan)	Za Tasara Meena Kawam Za tha sara meena laram (Za la ta sara meena kawom)
Persian	Tora dost daram (Tora Doost Darem ?) Duset daaram (informal language) Dustat daaram (more peotic) \'a\' here sounds like \'a\' in \'pat\' and \'aa\' sounds like \'u\' in \'umberlla\'. :))
Pilipino	Mahal Kita Iniibig Kita
Polish	Kocham cię Ja Cie Kocham (Pronounced Yacha kocham) Ja cię kocham (thats acurate spelling) is completly not in use. \"Ja\" is \"I\" and in this type of sentence we just skip it.
Portuguese	Eu amo-te (continental) Eu te amo (Brazilian)
Punjabi	Main tenu pyar karda haan Meno Tere Na Pyar Wa Menu Twadey Naal Pyar Hai me tumse pyar ker ta hu'
Romanian	Te iubesc
Russian	Ya lyublyu tebya Ya vas lyublyu Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic	Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian	Volim te (most common), or Ja te volim" (less common)
Serbo-Croatian	Volim te
Shona	Ndinokuda
Sinhalese	Mama Oyata Aadarei
Sioux	Techihhila
Slovak	lubim ta
Slovenian (Slovene)	Ljubim te
Somalia Languages	Waan kujeclahay
Spanish	Te quiero Te amo
Swahili	Naku penda
Swedish	Jag älskar dig (pronounces) jag aelskar dig
Swiss-German	Ch'ha di ga"rn
Tagalog	Mahal kita Iniibig kita
Taiwanese	Gwa ai lee
Tamil	NAN UNNAI KHADAL LIKERAN Naan Unnai Khadalikkeren
Thai	Phom Rak Khun Ch'an Rak Khun Khao Raak Thoe / chun raak ter
Tibetan	Nga Chola Gagai Yo. Nga Chola Tsewa Yo
Tunisian	NMOUT ALIK Ha eh bak (ÃÍÈß - spelled AHEBAK)
Turkish	Seni seviyorum!
Ukranian	Ya tebya kahayu Ya tebe kohayu (Ya tebe kohau) ya tebya lyublyu (Russian variant) Yalleh blutebeh Ya lublu tebe (ryss variant)
Urdu (Pakistan)	MUJHAY TUM SAY MOHABBAT HAY or Main tum say pyar karta hoon.Mea tum se pyaar karta hu (when a guy says it) Mea tum se pyar karti hu (when a gal says it)
Vietnamese	Anh ye^u em (man to woman) Em ye^u anh (woman to man) Toi yeu em
Vlaams (Flemish)	ik zie je graag or ik hou van je Ik heb je lief (in songs)
Welsh	'Rwy'n dy garu di. Yr wyf i yn dy garu di (chwi) Rwy'n caru ti
western Lombard	mi te voeuri ben (Milan/Milano-Com/Como-Varez/Varese-Lodt/Lodi-Lech/Lecco-Pavia/Pavia-Nuara/Novara and in Switzerland Tesin/Ticino and Graubunden/Grizun-for a total population 12,000,000 and 80% mother tongues and bilingual with Italian)
xhosa	ndiyakuthanda
Yiddish	Ikh hob dikh lib
Yoruba	Mo ni ife re
Zazi	Ezhele hezdege (sp?)
Zuni	Tom ho' ichema

Sorrow, Worry & Faith

Sorrow, Worry & Faith

THE BUZZARD: If you put a buzzard in a pen that is 6 feet by 8 feet  And is entirely open at the top, the bird, in spite of its ability to fly,  will be an absolute prisoner.  The reason is that a buzzard always begins a flight from  the ground with a run of 10 to 12 feet.  Without space to run, as is its habit, it will not even attempt to fly, but will remain a prisoner for life in a small jail with no top. THE BAT: The ordinary bat that flies around at night,  a remarkable nimble creature in the air,  cannot take off from a level place.  If it is placed on the floor or flat ground,  all it can do is shuffle about helplessly and, no doubt, painfully, until it reaches some slight elevation from  which it can throw itself into the air.  Then, at once, it takes off like a flash. THE BUMBLEBEE: A bumblebee, if dropped into an open tumbler,  will be there until it dies, unless it is taken out.  It never sees the means of escape at the top,  but persists in trying to find some way out  through the sides near the bottom..  It will seek a way where none exists,  until it completely destroys itself. PEOPLE: In many ways, we are like the buzzard,  the bat, and the bumblebee. We struggle about with all our problems and frustrations,  never realizing that all we have to do is look up! That's the answer,  the escape route and the solution to any problem! Just look up. Sorrow looks back,

Worry looks around,

 but Faith looks up!

Chanakya's Quotes

Chanakya's Quotes



"A person should not be too honest.

Straight trees are cut first

And Honest people are screwed first."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC 75 BC)  

     
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"Even if a snake is not poisonous,

It should pretend to be venomous."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)  

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"The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody.  If you cannot keep secret with you , do not expect that other will keep it. ! It will destroy you."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)  
 
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"There is some self-interest behind every friendship.

There is no Friendship without self-interests.

This is a bitter truth."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)  

     
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"Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions -

Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply

And find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)  

     
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"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)  

       
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"Once you start a working on something,

Don't be afraid of failure and

Don't abandon it.

People who work sincerely are the happiest."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)  

     
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"The fragrance of flowers spreads

Only in the direction of the wind.

But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)  

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"A man is great by deeds, not by birth."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)  

     
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"Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years.

For the next five years, scold them.

By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend.

Your grown up children are your best friends."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)    


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"Education is the best friend.

An educated person is respected everywhere.

Education beats the beauty and the youth."

Chanakya quotes  (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)

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"A person should not be too honest.

Straight trees are cut first

And Honest people are screwed first."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC 75 BC)  

     

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"Even if a snake is not poisonous,

It should pretend to be venomous."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)  


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"The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody.  If you cannot keep secret with you , do not expect that other will keep it. ! It will destroy you."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)  
 

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"There is some self-interest behind every friendship.

There is no Friendship without self-interests.

This is a bitter truth."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)  

     

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"Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions -

Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply

And find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)  

     

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"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)  

       

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"Once you start a working on something,

Don't be afraid of failure and

Don't abandon it.

People who work sincerely are the happiest."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)  

     

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"The fragrance of flowers spreads

Only in the direction of the wind.

But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)  


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"A man is great by deeds, not by birth."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)  

     

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"Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years.

For the next five years, scold them.

By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend.

Your grown up children are your best friends."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)    


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"Education is the best friend.

An educated person is respected everywhere.

Education beats the beauty and the youth."

Chanakya quotes  (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)


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